The Big Match~Story COntest

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Darren who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Freeloader. He trained every day for 5 hours in order to beat his rival, The Revulting Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Darren came armed with a Great Dane and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Darren emerged as the Peachy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Thurday (of COURSE its a holiday).